I was briefly suspicious that the above was copy-pasted from Antipode, but it is actually clever fakery. Not nearly as sarcastic as the Friedisms site was, but still fun. I was unprepared for what struck next - Fake Fake Allen Pike:
GLARGLE BLARG THICK CLIENTS GLOO BLOOP
I’d accuse him of being the fake, but his site is… well, better at being me than I am. So I suspect that I am likely the fake.
Can anybody discern the identities behind these impostors? It’s tough when the fake writers are more convincing when the real ones.